Recipe for myself
Posted by moonlight_kiss at 07:59 PM on October 14, 2003 as a stickied post.
Ingredients
one Chinese girl (preferably 5 ft 3 inches)
one large urban city (preferably 8 million to 10 million)
one 11 floor apartment building
one of each: tellie and computer and cell phone
Directions:
Start with one 100% Chinese girl.
Allow to grow up for 19 years and should be done when she is about 5 feet 3 inches tall.
Then dress her in Wet Seal, Gap, Express, or similar name brand clothing.
Mix with Sketchers shoes or Mudd boots when dressing is done.
Take the girl and place her inside the city of Chicago in an apartment building overlooking US Cell Park.
Add spices (tellie, comp, cell phone) in room and allow to adjust to surroundings.
Serving size: As many people as neccessary since she gets along with most people.
Name: AngeLina KyLie NarmoLanya
Real name: 13-5-12-8-19-19-1 13-5-8 (fig it out)
Nickname: La Princessa, Meesa, Jediqueen, the bitchy bitch from the bitch side of Chicago
Location: Castle in the sky with her magical internet connection in Elenglar, Chicago
Age: 19
Birthday: March 19, 1984
Astrological sign/Lunar: Pisces/Rat
Likes: reading sci-fi/fantasy books, comedy tellie sitcoms, Joss Whedon shows, talking on AIM/phone, WWW, her friends, family, and boyfriend, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce books, and anime/manga
Dislikes: Racial slurs, ignorance, racism, two-faced backstabbers, spiders, Furbies, Spongebobs and people who talk at movies (especially if they're tall and sits right in front of her)
Collects: anime/manga, Pucca Love, Care Bears, candles, purses, shoes
Wants to be: A children's book author
Forced to be: A pharmacist
If money was no object: A Samsung YP-55 256 MB mp3 player, Sony Clix PDA, a nice laptop, Lexuz SC 430, and a 5 bedroom house with 3.5 baths, adjacent garage, front yard/garden, and pool.
Fav saying:
I'm not spoiled. I'm overexcessively loved and cherished.-mine
If you have to do something...do it Yoda-style.-mine
If it ain't legal, it's fun. So go do it. Romey will do it first, then Meesa!! Then you and you and you and you and you and Romey again and Meesa a couple more times and then back to you and you.....oh!! You're new!! Betcha you haven't done it yet!!!-mine
Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you don't leave anything behind that can get traced back to you.-anon
Duct tape is like the Force. There's a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.-anon

My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?
one Chinese girl (preferably 5 ft 3 inches)
one large urban city (preferably 8 million to 10 million)
one 11 floor apartment building
one of each: tellie and computer and cell phone
Directions:
Start with one 100% Chinese girl.
Allow to grow up for 19 years and should be done when she is about 5 feet 3 inches tall.
Then dress her in Wet Seal, Gap, Express, or similar name brand clothing.
Mix with Sketchers shoes or Mudd boots when dressing is done.
Take the girl and place her inside the city of Chicago in an apartment building overlooking US Cell Park.
Add spices (tellie, comp, cell phone) in room and allow to adjust to surroundings.
Serving size: As many people as neccessary since she gets along with most people.
Name: AngeLina KyLie NarmoLanya
Real name: 13-5-12-8-19-19-1 13-5-8 (fig it out)
Nickname: La Princessa, Meesa, Jediqueen, the bitchy bitch from the bitch side of Chicago
Location: Castle in the sky with her magical internet connection in Elenglar, Chicago
Age: 19
Birthday: March 19, 1984
Astrological sign/Lunar: Pisces/Rat
Likes: reading sci-fi/fantasy books, comedy tellie sitcoms, Joss Whedon shows, talking on AIM/phone, WWW, her friends, family, and boyfriend, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce books, and anime/manga
Dislikes: Racial slurs, ignorance, racism, two-faced backstabbers, spiders, Furbies, Spongebobs and people who talk at movies (especially if they're tall and sits right in front of her)
Collects: anime/manga, Pucca Love, Care Bears, candles, purses, shoes
Wants to be: A children's book author
Forced to be: A pharmacist
If money was no object: A Samsung YP-55 256 MB mp3 player, Sony Clix PDA, a nice laptop, Lexuz SC 430, and a 5 bedroom house with 3.5 baths, adjacent garage, front yard/garden, and pool.
Fav saying:
I'm not spoiled. I'm overexcessively loved and cherished.-mine
If you have to do something...do it Yoda-style.-mine
If it ain't legal, it's fun. So go do it. Romey will do it first, then Meesa!! Then you and you and you and you and you and Romey again and Meesa a couple more times and then back to you and you.....oh!! You're new!! Betcha you haven't done it yet!!!-mine
Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you don't leave anything behind that can get traced back to you.-anon
Duct tape is like the Force. There's a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.-anon

My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?